- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Your girlfriend.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

And you honored it I see :P

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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