What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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