What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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nothing

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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