- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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