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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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