Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

An Irishman walked out of a bar

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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