Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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