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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A house comes around the corner.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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