whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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