What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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this website is a bad joke

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Hello.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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