- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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