What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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- Helen Keller

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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