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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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