Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

mitchell palmer sucks

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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