How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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