- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Hej Erik och Leo!!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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