What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A black man walks out of a police station

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Take part of what?

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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