- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Potassium? K.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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