- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

This is a joke.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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