- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

the economy.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

all these jokes are horrible now

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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