- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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