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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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