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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

tim has no humor

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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