- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why dont they make black forks

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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