- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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