- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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