knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What is older than history?

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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