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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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