- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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