- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Indians

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

so today i took a poop. hehe

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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