- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A house comes around the corner.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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