Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

A American seeking into mexico

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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