What did John name his dog? Doggy

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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