- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

woman's lacrosse

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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