- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

u know whats a crime? rape

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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