knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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