Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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