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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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