I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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whats black and large -me

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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