What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Women deserve equal rights.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Charlie Sheen

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Brain fart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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