- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

The GOV and the WHO?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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