Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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