A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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