- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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