- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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