- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

im not food

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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