- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

I dont have a girlfriend

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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