- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

So FDR walks into a bar.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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