- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Women can vote? WTF

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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