Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

gay pom...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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