Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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osama bin laden is dead

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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dassa

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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