We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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