- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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