- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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