You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Communism hehe xd

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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