- Anti Joke

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.