- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Communism hehe xd

Women outside of the kitchen.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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