- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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