Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Anti Joke

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