- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Yo Mama just died.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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