- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Granny porn!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

it was all Tagart

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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