- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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