How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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ejaculation JLR

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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mitchell palmer sucks

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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