Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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