- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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