Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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