Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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