- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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