Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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