What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

black chicken. kfc

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

I like that, but why am I happy?

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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