- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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