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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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