this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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