- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

What is cowboy say

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

penis in the camel

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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