yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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