- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Barbara Streisand

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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