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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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