what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

I like that, but why am I happy?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

The diamond one below is hilarious.

black chicken. kfc

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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