- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Im taking a shit right now.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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