- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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