your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Apple juice.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

hi joshua

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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