Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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