During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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read this sentence again.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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