What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Maths.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

women's rights.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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