What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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