- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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