What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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