Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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