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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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