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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What is 33 + 1? Penis

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Tilt your screen back

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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