- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

here's a joke... the american education society

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Dumbledore dies.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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