why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Your mom is so nice.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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my wife out of the kitchen

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Oh s***

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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