- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Poop.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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