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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

whats white and sticky glue

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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