A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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