A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What do you call a banana? A banana.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

whats white and sticky glue

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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