- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

think twice or at least think

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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