- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

I put my baby in a microwave.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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