Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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No it doesnt..

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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