- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

No it doesnt..

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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