- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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