- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Your're racist.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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