"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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women's rights.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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