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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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