Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Poker face

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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