A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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